What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
10.06.2025 00:58
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
After a few moments he returns.
Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?
Sure no problem officer.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Hello I am 17 year old boy and I am interested in transgender why?
Yes sir it is.
{RING} {RING}
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
HELLO
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
How does Arab culture and values differ from western culture and values?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
What do men like to be given for their birthday?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.